Peter Foust-Grumpert and his blog within a blog
Posted: 12/04/2012 Filed under: Peter Foust-Grumpert | Tags: biltong, budgens, catchphraze, leylandii, wok Leave a comment
Snacking fun
Greetings my ‘little followers!’
Monkeybroth classifieds
Posted: 05/04/2012 Filed under: Monkeybroth classifieds Leave a comment
For sale – Grand Piano
Nearly new finished in tiger-stripe vinyl. Would suit travelling salesman or similar. Children force reluctant sale. Comes with free carry handle and a singing mollusc hiding under the keys.
email for full details – hugespiders@tmail.mom
!!!!@LOOK@!!!! Rare Kenwood mixer!!!!!
One of 34,000,000 made. Has modified blades made from moon rock. Only used for grinding up spoons twice. Unique opportunity. First to see will be shy.
email shartheart@mydayz.gah for abuse.
Really long Ford Granada estate in jet black
50,000 miles only 4th and 5th gear never used. Very shiny with a huge custom flat rear load bay. Never raced or rallied! Perfect family car.
Contact willisgrahamandson@death.crem
Free to a good home
Some spaghetti that I cooked last night but did too much. Rather than waste the excess, do you want it? Can post for a small fee (mainland only please). No canvassers or resellers please.
email leftoverstonight@spinyfish.bah
Peter Foust-Grumpert and his blog within a blog
Posted: 04/04/2012 Filed under: Peter Foust-Grumpert | Tags: april, cheese, quality, street, uttoxeter Leave a comment
Market town utopia
Yo, (I can be pretty ‘Street’ when I need to be guys)
I know you’ve all been waiting for my latest post, so Peter’s going to put you out of your misery and brighten your day.
Afterburners on!
Restaurant de rance jambon vert
Posted: 27/03/2012 Filed under: Monkeybroth cuisine | Tags: cheese, geese, Pendle, stools Leave a commentAt our restaurant just off the trail at the summit of Pendle Hill, we employ only the tallest chiefs to ensure quality at altitude, not attitude. No hair guaranteed! Stool kicking included in the price.
Starters
Betty Boop in a zoot suit soup
Grindings of gas with a Volvo boot strut
A frotting of loose chippings
Main
Gnat sack goujons with a ships bilge topping
Scooter spleen splunked on a beaver farm
A flag of nappy cheese extolled in the virtues of space travel
Moist retching geese (retched at your table for freshness)
Pudding will be..
Notable by its heavy sigh.
There is a service charge which may vary depending on various variables. Check your variables before arrival.
Where are they now? – Rainbow’s Bungle
Posted: 26/03/2012 Filed under: Where are they now? Leave a commentTo many he was Thames TV’s go-to bear for children’s entertainment, but behind closed doors, Bungle was a troubled soul. Having been the lynch-pin that won Rainbow the 1975 Society of Film and Television Arts Award for Best Children’s Programme, the pressure to succeed was a cross that he had to bare throughout his professional career.
As with many TV protagonists at the top of their game, it was no surprise that substance addiction was his crutch. In our interview, Bungle bares all…
Peter Foust-Grumpert and his blog within a blog
Posted: 21/03/2012 Filed under: Peter Foust-Grumpert Leave a comment
A punt
Hi,
You know who I am, but just in case you’ve been living on the moon recently, I am the soon to be knighted owner of my blog.
Why not snuggle under my comfy blanket of sultry musings and see just what Peter F-G can do for your spirit?
Who knows, you just might learn something great…. 😉
Your email
Posted: 19/03/2012 Filed under: It's your emails | Tags: ash, Gower, mars, Sibford, Steve Wright Leave a comment
Not Freepost
Q) Dear Monkeybroth
Do you remember the time I knew a Girl from Mars?
Ash, UK
Monkeybroth says:
Hi Ash,
I think it rings a bell old chap. Was it during that party in Sibford Gower back in 1988? I remember you bumping into a very nice young lady who worked in confectionary. She tested Marathon bars for nut-consistency if I recall. Halcyon days…
Why not look her up on FaceBook or send an embarrassing shout-out to her on Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Show and subsequently find that she has married rather better than you hoped and was very happy. Never go back Ash. Never go back.
Peter Foust-Grumpert – And his blog within a blog
Posted: 16/03/2012 Filed under: Peter Foust-Grumpert | Tags: estrada, genius, leylandii, omelette, SEO, spanish 1 Comment
Manly TV viewing.
Hi,
I’m Peter, an up and coming leading light in the world of web 2.0. In fact, I’ve been dubbed by my partner ‘Mr. Web 3.0’! Glorious!
Get aboard my rising star-ship of a blog and let me take you to places in your mind you never knew existed…
Cardboard cut-out of the week
Posted: 15/03/2012 Filed under: ...of the week | Tags: bike, cardboard, cutout, dog, jumper, motor, red Leave a comment
Motorbark.
Peter Foust-Grumpert and his blog within a blog
Posted: 14/03/2012 Filed under: Peter Foust-Grumpert | Tags: blog, demographics, favicon Leave a comment
...with no end and no beginning
Hi,
I’m Peter, a frustrated amateur writer who works in a related industry that sadly doesn’t feed my ego enough. So, with that in mind, I’ve decided to do what everyone does in my situation; write a blog!
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