Further adventures of the time travelling dishwasher tablets…
Posted: 15/08/2013 Filed under: Time travelling dishwasher tablets! | Tags: almost funny, dishwasher, Pompeii, space travel, tablets, washing Leave a commentTime-travelling dishwasher tablets
FINISH QUANTUM POWERBALL DISWASHER TABLET: “Al? Speak to me buddy! Where have we leapt to this time?”
AL: ‘Ziggy’s got us pinned down to 23rd August in the year 79 AD. We’re somewhere in the Campania region, Italy and, looking at that giant smoking mountain, I’d say we’ve arrived in down-town Pompeii.’
FINISH QUANTUM POWERBALL DISWASHER TABLET: “That’s less than 24 hours before the place is enveloped by hot ash Al!”
AL: “That’s right Finish Quantum Powerball Dishwasher Tablet. Everyone in this city will die, frozen in time forever. Sorta’ like my ex-wife!”
FINISH QUANTUM POWERBALL DISWASHER TABLET: “How?”
Al: “Doesn’t matter…”
FINISH QUANTUM POWERBALL DISWASHER TABLET: “Soooo…. Do you think they need any solidified washing agent at this moment?”
AL: “I can’t think that they do, no.”
FINISH QUANTUM POWERBALL DISWASHER TABLET: “Probably best be off then.”
AL: “Probably.”
More adventures from FQPDT and Al as soon as is likely folks!
Further adventures of the time travelling dishwasher tablets…
Posted: 13/03/2012 Filed under: Time travelling dishwasher tablets! | Tags: dishwashers, Finish, Leap, Quantam, tablets, Ziggy Leave a commentTime-travelling dishwasher tablets!
FINISH QUANTAM POWERBALL DISWASHER TABLETS: “Okay Al – let’s have the details, where have we leapt to this week?”
AL: “Well, Finish Quantum Powerball Dishwasher Tablets, according to Ziggy we’ve landed in 1863, June 29thin fact. That’s about 48 hours before the Battle of Gettysburg”
Washing dishes in time and space
FINISH QUANTAM POWERBALL DISHWASHER TABLETS: “Okay – can you ask Ziggy why we are here… are there any dishwashers in 1863 for instance?”
AL: “Let me just check………okay, so Ziggy were there any dishwashers used during the American Civil War conflict? ………according to Ziggy………no, no there wasn’t.”
FINISH QUANTAM POWERBALL DISHWASHER TABLETS: “Well, then, erm… I guess we need to leap somewhere else.”
AL: “Yes”
More time-travelling machine based detergent in tablet form fun next week, folks!
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