Rock stars in the morning…

Rock stars in the morning…

Number 288: Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

 

CARTER’S MUM: Carter! Carter love? Are you getting up today?

CARTER: Nah, not today mum!

CARTER’S MUM: Oh, haven’t you got school today love?

CARTER: No, free period!

CARTER’S MUM: Oh, I see

CARTER: Yes

CARTER’S MUM: What are you doing up there love?

CARTER: Having some sex Mum!

CARTER’S MUM: Oh…. Are you going to have some breakfast dear?

CARTER: Sorry Mum, can’t stop

CARTER’S MUM: Oh, okay then

More rock icon morning nincompoopery next time folks!

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Rockstars in the morning

Rock stars in the morning

Number 78: Bob Geldof

Bob Geldof’s mum: “Come on Robert, get up now, it’s time for school’’

Bob Geldof: “Aww bleedin hell ma, it’s too early.”

Bob Geldof’s mum: “Come on – the Curiously Cinnamon is already in the bowl going soggy”

Bob Geldof: “Aw Jaysus ma. Ma?”

Bob Geldof’s mum: “Yes Robert?”

Bob Geldof: “What day is it today?”

Bob Geldof’s mum: “Oh, well it’s erm… Tuesday Robert, it’s Tuesday.”

Bob Geldof: “It had better not be Monday ma…”

Bob Geldof’s mum: “Of course it’s not, it’s erm definitely Tuesday, yes Tuesday. Now hurry up.”

Bob Geldof: “Okay ma, I’m coming, as it’s Tuesday….”

 More rock icon early morning slash breakfast time fun next time folks!


Rock Stars in the morning

Number 4: Alice Cooper

 

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Hey Alice, did ya sleep well champ?

Alice Cooper: Not so good Dad. Not so good…

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Is it the nightmares again son?

Alice Cooper: Yeah, the big boys were chasing me again and this time, they almost caught me.

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Aww son, I feel for you I sure do. Did you bring your bedding down with ya sport?

Alice Cooper: Yeah Dad… sorry….

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Don’t be sorry son. It’s just a phase big guy.

 

Bless… He was a troubled youth wasn’t he eh? More completely spurious Rock Star post-nocturnal tales soon folks!


Rock Stars in the morning…

No. 3: Axl Rose

 

Rock Star Axl Rose’s mom:  Axl honey? Axl? Time for school honey!

Rock star Axl Rose:  Awww mom….I’m trying real hard to comb my hair….

Rock Star Axl Rose’s mom:  Come on honey, or you’ll miss your lift! Do you want me to do your hair sweetums?

Rock star Axl Rose:  Yes please mom… Shucks! It sure is hard to comb.

Rock Star Axl Rose’s mom:  And red honey…. You’ve always had such lovely, soft red hair…..

 

Such a nice polite young man wasn’t he? More entirely made-up flashbacks into rock stars’ childhood mornings soon folks!


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Rockstars in the morning…

No.2: Phil Collins

Phil Collins’ Mum: “Phil Collins!….Phil Collins!…come on you’ll be late for school. Are you getting up, it’s 7.45!”

Phil Collins: “Yes, mum, I’m just coming…”

Phil Collins’ Mum: “In the air tonight love?”

Phil Collins: “No….I am just coming down for breakfast.”

Phil Collins’ mum: “What do you want? Sugar Puffs or Crunchy Nut Bites?”

Phil Collins: “Erm…Sugar Puffs”

Phil Collins’ mum: “Please…”

Phil Collins: “Please….”

Phil Collins mum: “Good boy Phil Collins, good boy.”

More morning musical mayhem next time, folks!


Rockstars in the morning…

No1: Billy Idol

ROCKSTAR BILLY IDOL’S MUM: Rockstar Billy Idol! ….Rockstar Billy Idol!….. Its 8.15, you’ll be late for school. Are you getting up?

ROCKSTAR BILLY IDOL: “No”

Next week more morning related shenanigans with music stars from across the globe!