No. 3: Axl Rose
Rock Star Axl Rose’s mom: Axl honey? Axl? Time for school honey!
Rock star Axl Rose: Awww mom….I’m trying real hard to comb my hair….
Rock Star Axl Rose’s mom: Come on honey, or you’ll miss your lift! Do you want me to do your hair sweetums?
Rock star Axl Rose: Yes please mom… Shucks! It sure is hard to comb.
Rock Star Axl Rose’s mom: And red honey…. You’ve always had such lovely, soft red hair…..
Such a nice polite young man wasn’t he? More entirely made-up flashbacks into rock stars’ childhood mornings soon folks!