Whaaaaaaaatuuuuupp swifty piggggieeeeees! Yeah, it the X of Mas already and Disco pig, he be as happy about it as a pig in brandy butter.
The pig-crib is ram full of tinsel and ma bruvs, they be out singin’ Carols and grabbin’ some cash for it. Dem boys can hold a descant like swine angels!
So, Disco Pig gonna hit wrap you up with some cataclysmic hoof-thumpas to help ya festivities along. An’ stick a bow on it. Piggy style…
The Shoe Horns Ft. Barry Goblin – Smacking the stoat
Alzheimer’s Collective – Do they know it’s Christmas?
Swedish Salmon – Gravlax be thy name
Flute up the shoot – Acolyte gravy
Fat Man Beard – Pulling a Cracker
Neon Orange Tan – The Ballad of Lakeside
Mythical Maps – So here it is. Merry Christmas
Strangely Green Movement – Red wine before bed
The Presents Present Presidents – Daryl’s had all the best biscuits yet again
Derrick Hailstone and the Overwrought Working Party – Mighty are the whelk
Pointing out the Bleeding Obvious – So this is Christmas
Oliver Turkey Baste – Unusual Soup
Chaser Lights – Fuse Trippin’
Made Up Terms – Crowd Sourcing Ideas
Fire Hazard – Stockings by the Fire
Well… inspired. I’m sure Disco Pig will be back soon enough in the New Year. So that’s good I suppose.
For sale – Action-Baby-stroller ‘Rampage Armageddon’ special editor)
In great condition with instructions. All blades and spikes have been kept meticulously sharp. Machine guns are fully stocked with 25 clips of ammo. Mortar cannon has just been professionally serviced. Comes complete with rain cover, cosy toes and landmines.
Contact Capt. Philip Brown-Sauce on email@example.com
A Pensioner’s Guide to Norwich – Wipe clean edition
Gives pensioners all the strategic hangouts for blocking aisles in Budgens, where to stand to cause maximum embarrassment to young couples shopping for family planning in Lloyds the chemists and the cheapest places to eat gammon, egg and chips. Comes with a fold out map of the best burlesque hotspots.
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Earwig Factory – Sale or rent
Due to a family bereavement, the Gunterflask Earwig factory in West Flankington is surplus to requirement. The building has fallen into its dotage somewhat and will require some remedial work. The earwig-powered millstone will require renovation, but otherwise the property is sound. A rare opportunity to acquire an original 19th century earwig powered piece of history.
Please enquire in writing to Buffet & Loike Ltd.
Run! Scamper! Gimpy Pete! – by Olec Grantspiel
Run gimpy Pete,
Run on your gimpy feet,
Run up hills and also bits that are flat,
Run like the neighbour’s cat cat cat!
Scamper gimpy Pete,
Scamper using your gimpy feet,
Scamper over flax fields and also occasional otters,
Scamper up like your legs are like trotters trotters trotters