Disco Pig

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Pig in a 2CVHubbida hubbida, wik, wik, wikki, wha, full on BOOOOM! Ya, da pig return for moar mayhem init!

Disco pig been away on one of dem foreign exchange programmes. Big up to ma main Frenchies Monsour et Madam Porc who bin puttin’ up wiv me for six months while Disco Pig been improving meself. Da ladies love da French talk init! C’est combien mon pretty pretty? Guaranteed pullin’ powwa!

Anyway, me still bin keepin’ up with all da latest choons so here’s ma chart throw down…. Frappant Mélodie!

 

Peter Fry up and the Desk Clocks – I got that feeling of goat in me

PoorlyR4t – Mocha latta chatter flatter platter

Captain Spoonwright – What’s good for the moose is good for the Flanders

Hurdy-Schmurdy-Glockenspiel – The fox obviously says ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH’

The Dickinson – Tan come, Tan go

Massive Economic Landslide Panda Car Collective – You can’t crack nuts with celebrity butts

The Focaccias – Honestly Betty, I thought it was going to stain the wilton.

Blink One One Eight – Repetitive, irritating, meaningless and moustached

Tiresome – They appear not to be at home Samual

Goodwood Illness – Throwin’ up in a Yaris

The Rubbish Bodgers – A colander does not a good boat maketh…

Literal Steve – This is a song that I wrote about some emotions that I once experienced

Data Moth – Light bulb binary

Mungo Frimpley’s Amazing Circus

Posted: 12/12/2013 | Author: | Filed under: Monkeybroth announcements | Tags: , , , , , | Leave a comment

Coming to Spatchcock 20 December

Roll up! Roll up! (or walk) to what has been called the 3,568,543rd wonder of Biffordshire!

Back by occasional demand, Mungo Frimpley’s fantastical circus returns to Spatchcock! Laugh at a creepy clown on a trampoline, Marvel at the lax health and safety! Gasp at the price of candy floss!

Mungo's really big pig-like creature

Massive pigs

Attractions

  • Mavis Bramley’s dancing girls! – Est. 1937 and still dancing!
  • The deaf-defying mumbling man!
  • The stripy horses with feathers on their heads!
  • Bruce Force – The only strong man/midget combo in England!
  • The Damian unt Frott show – Taming lions in white leatherette!
  • Nevill Freeply and the world’s strongest grape!
  • Bernadette and Bernard – The amputee trapeze artists!
  • Nigel Curry and his ring of fire!
  • Disco Monkeys – Yes they are actual monkeys! They dance!!!
  • Bendy Brenda – The human contortionist!
  • Things like pigs but massive and grey with really long noses!
  • Bump & Grind – Mungo’s house clowns ft. Gary the exploding horse!
  • Frank Hollers – He’s louder than Brian Blessed in a lift!
  • Waffle shoving on ice and laser show!

.…and little more!

Venue: Behind the recreational ground in Grattles field. Follow the smell of faded grandeur.

Tickets available from Budgens in the High Street. Curtain opens at 11pm. No flash photography, normal everyday photography only. Show may contain disappointment, feelings of mild discomfort and peanuts.

Disco Pig

Posted: 20/12/2012 | Author: | Filed under: Disco Pig | Tags: , , , , , , | Leave a comment
Pig in a hat

Well, we had to make it look a bit Festive.

Whaaaaaaaatuuuuupp swifty piggggieeeeees! Yeah, it the X of Mas already and Disco pig, he be as happy about it as a pig in brandy butter.

The pig-crib is ram full of tinsel and ma bruvs, they be out singin’ Carols and grabbin’ some cash for it. Dem boys can hold a descant like swine angels!
So, Disco Pig gonna hit wrap you up with some cataclysmic hoof-thumpas to help ya festivities along. An’ stick a bow on it. Piggy style…

 

The Shoe Horns Ft. Barry Goblin – Smacking the stoat

Alzheimer’s Collective – Do they know it’s Christmas?

Swedish Salmon – Gravlax be thy name

Flute up the shoot – Acolyte gravy

Fat Man Beard – Pulling a Cracker

Neon Orange Tan – The Ballad of Lakeside

Mythical Maps – So here it is. Merry Christmas

Strangely Green Movement – Red wine before bed

The Presents Present Presidents – Daryl’s had all the best biscuits yet again

Derrick Hailstone and the Overwrought Working Party – Mighty are the whelk

Pointing out the Bleeding Obvious – So this is Christmas

Oliver Turkey Baste – Unusual Soup

Chaser Lights – Fuse Trippin’

Made Up Terms – Crowd Sourcing Ideas

Fire Hazard – Stockings by the Fire

 

Well… inspired. I’m sure Disco Pig will be back soon enough in the New Year. So that’s good I suppose.