Disco Pig

Pig in a 2CVHubbida hubbida, wik, wik, wikki, wha, full on BOOOOM! Ya, da pig return for moar mayhem init!

Disco pig been away on one of dem foreign exchange programmes. Big up to ma main Frenchies Monsour et Madam Porc who bin puttin’ up wiv me for six months while Disco Pig been improving meself. Da ladies love da French talk init! C’est combien mon pretty pretty? Guaranteed pullin’ powwa!

Anyway, me still bin keepin’ up with all da latest choons so here’s ma chart throw down…. Frappant Mélodie!

 

Peter Fry up and the Desk Clocks – I got that feeling of goat in me

PoorlyR4t – Mocha latta chatter flatter platter

Captain Spoonwright – What’s good for the moose is good for the Flanders

Hurdy-Schmurdy-Glockenspiel – The fox obviously says ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH’

The Dickinson – Tan come, Tan go

Massive Economic Landslide Panda Car Collective – You can’t crack nuts with celebrity butts

The Focaccias – Honestly Betty, I thought it was going to stain the wilton.

Blink One One Eight – Repetitive, irritating, meaningless and moustached

Tiresome – They appear not to be at home Samual

Goodwood Illness – Throwin’ up in a Yaris

The Rubbish Bodgers – A colander does not a good boat maketh…

Literal Steve – This is a song that I wrote about some emotions that I once experienced

Data Moth Light bulb binary

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Disco pig – Halloween special

Pig-kin

Can’t breathe in dis thing!

Whoooooo…. WhoooOOOOooooo…. WhhhoooooooooOOOO! Nah, is not a ghost! Is me, Disco pig coming atcha like spooky pair a dungarees! Totally!

Disco pig, he loves Halloween coz he gets to do some of that Trick or Treatin’. Last year, some geezer on da posh estate, he bin tellin’ us that we not getting no treat, so we came back later and we treat us to his car keys! He be handin’ out da Haribo like a good boi dis year me think!

Disco pig also be playin’ up at the community centre lataz at the annual Monster Mosh, and here are some of da hauntin’ hoof hammerers me be playin!

 

The Decapitation Brothers – Don’t lose your head (down the back of the sofa)

Fright Train – Hell soulless sister

The Multifunctional Vampires – The JML bloodlust jamboree

The Clanking Chains – Comin’ off the sprocket

Day-Zee ft. Mad Fitt – Bryony, the Zombies are back again. I’ll tell them to try the Patterson’s next door

Schrilllllooricxxxx – Even monsters had mums once

Spectral Bookies – All bats are off

The Curse of Miss Malaprop – Prick or feet

The Jason Voorhees Ensemble – Why can’t I just meet a nice lady and settle down?

Pendulous – Calor gas night terrors

The Gangrenous Toads – Hubble double trouble

The Michael Jackson Puppetry Theatre – Thriller 2013 (strung-up mix)


Disco Pig

pig in a bath

Close the door eh?

Schlump, schlump, schlump, weep, weep, WEEEP! Big greetings to ya ma’ tribe of trotterlytes! It’s ‘da’ pig comin’ atcha like a tube o’ Smarties.

Last week, Disco Pig been helping out his blud, Plumbing Pig, puttin’ in some on-suites in a swanky development in da’ ‘burbs. It was haaaard work and I been sufferin’ with grout-snout ever since. Na’ cool at all.

Anyway, we got tru it listening to some choice tunz on the ghetto blaster. Check out deez beday bangers!

 

Norris Cheeseweight and the Horn Bags – Blue Water is a place on Earth

Wrong Direction – Wrong. Just plain wrong

The White Gloves – Cue-balls in ma pockets (chalk in my heart)

Jazz Chicken (ft. Andy Coleslaw) – Honestly Gertrude, none of us are safe

Brighton Grammar – The song what we did write

Attic Spades – What’s your shed at?

The Young and Hip-Trendy – Amazeballs! Now get out

La Rochelle – Où est la plage?

Desmond Double Decker – Eating makes my jaw sore

The Osrams – Ele-mental horses (Waaah!…Waaah!)

Sizzle Chicks – Lost shuttlecocks tell no lies

Dustin Lumberjack – International Monetary Funk