Schlump, schlump, schlump, weep, weep, WEEEP! Big greetings to ya ma’ tribe of trotterlytes! It’s ‘da’ pig comin’ atcha like a tube o’ Smarties.
Last week, Disco Pig been helping out his blud, Plumbing Pig, puttin’ in some on-suites in a swanky development in da’ ‘burbs. It was haaaard work and I been sufferin’ with grout-snout ever since. Na’ cool at all.
Anyway, we got tru it listening to some choice tunz on the ghetto blaster. Check out deez beday bangers!
Norris Cheeseweight and the Horn Bags – Blue Water is a place on Earth
Wrong Direction – Wrong. Just plain wrong
The White Gloves – Cue-balls in ma pockets (chalk in my heart)
Jazz Chicken (ft. Andy Coleslaw) – Honestly Gertrude, none of us are safe
Brighton Grammar – The song what we did write
Attic Spades – What’s your shed at?
The Young and Hip-Trendy – Amazeballs! Now get out
La Rochelle – Où est la plage?
Desmond Double Decker – Eating makes my jaw sore
The Osrams – Ele-mental horses (Waaah!…Waaah!)
Sizzle Chicks – Lost shuttlecocks tell no lies
Dustin Lumberjack – International Monetary Funk