Disco Pig
Posted: 27/06/2013 Filed under: Disco Pig | Tags: Bass, Best Western, DJ, dub, hoedown, Kebab, silver-fox, stella, Wantage Leave a comment
Bass not bass.
Wooop. Wooop. Woooooop! WOOOOOOOOOP! Yeah it Disco Pig smahin’ your brain wit’ a sack load of bass. That’s low frequency sound not a fish.
Yeah, so last week Dicsco Pig he be DJ’in for his cuz – Hoedown Hog at his wedding. Wantage was bangin’ dat night with some hard hittin’ Kenny Rogers. Man, that guy is one sharp-bearded smooth silver-fox mutha.
Next morning, Disco Pig, it be his head that’s bangin’ coz he had waaaay too much Stella 4! Serious, I threw up a LOT of kee-bab.
Anywayz, check the dub on these tail-twirlers.
The Beagles – Welcome to the Hotel Best Western
Barry Goblin ft. Oily Mars – Slippery chocolate
The Remotes – Spin the batteries a bit and it’ll work
Flip Fasteners – Warren Beatty is in the eye of the beholder
Over-done Genre – Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! (and some more zombies)
Worst Ever Gymkhana (redruM mirror-mix) – Walk on you silly boy!
The Grinning Stoves – Heat up for sex (do not freeze once reheated)
Brake Well Tarts – Avoiding a prostitute
Spongy Beast – Oh please don’t climb the pergola Betty
The Racqueteers – Mega grunt
Jonny Space Queen – Seemingly impossible dustbin races
The Over Here Sisters – Don’t stop moving babies
Ox-O Lamb – Constant Gravy
Coffee and Creme – Under your mum (forever)
Poetry corner
Posted: 07/06/2013 Filed under: Poetry corner | Tags: broadway, even more goats, funny, goats, more goats, poetry Leave a commentSome goats are just a bit like that – by Hoff Bettersmudge
Billy’s rendition of Horace Vandergelder in Hello Dolly! was very well received…
It’s funny to think that long ago,
Goats were oft’ in Broadway shows,
It didn’t matter that far back,
Some goats are just a bit like that
They often hung around backstage,
After their latest sell-out play,
For drinks and nibbles and having the craic,
Some goats are just a bit like that
Often they would tread the boards,
To delight their most admiring hoards,
Until the stage lights fade to black,
Some goats are just a bit like that
Critics said debauched behaviour,
Was not something for one to savour,
Their fans stood up and answered back,
Some goats just aren’t a bit like that
Well, another post involving goats – how original. Next we’ll be mentioning a particular supermarket far too often or something… More poetry soon, no doubt.
El Resterant erección masiva
Posted: 07/06/2013 Filed under: Monkeybroth cuisine | Tags: caribou, food, funny, Peter Frampton, restaurant, smut, spanish, Venezuelan 1 CommentCome and eat at Biffordshire’s most popular Spanish / Venezuelan fusion restaurant!
A family restaurant…
We cater for anyone from an angry distant aunt to your brother’s mate Tarquinii. Special rates for Monarchs and third division footballers. In house entertainment includes our very own Gastric Band who will serenade you with Yazoo’s greatest hits.
Entremés
Deep fried frog on a log with a scraping of turnip shoe
Prawn surprise – not suitable for those with heart conditions as the prawns are very keen
Bloated Plutocrat on a deep-stuffed mattress
Plato principal
Baby mushrooms in a white trouser sauce with a flimsy of Smash™
Steak of Peter Frampton lightly gnashed with boiled ear oil (a real colon pleaser!)
Mmmmmmmm of Salmon served with a reconstructed turkey drummer and blast-radius salad
‘Oh come ON!’ toast with a thermal caribou pâté
Postre will be…
…making snarky comments from the corner of the room.
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