Return of F-G (it is)
Return of F-G (come on)
Return of F-G (oh my God)
You knew that I’d be back (here I am)
That’s right my grateful followers, Peter’s back to rock the show. Respect due to me.
Thursday 26 July 2012 – 12.45pm
Well I’ve been on a sabbatical due to some personal matters and, of course, big business. I was asked for some advice on a promising little blog regarding luxury sausage making. ‘Squeezing one out’ will be making big waves on the blog scene very soon and is set to put our little town on the map for quality sausages. Keep them pealed (not the sausages though, that’s reserved for potatoes and other hard skinned vegetables. Pealing sausages is only for emergency stuffing use only). Offaly good.
And the personal matters? Well I’ve been suffering with post-nasal drip which has sapped some creative energy recently. Well, I’ve picked myself up, dusted myself off and got on with conquering my goals. Is there any left to conquer eh Peter?
Thursday 26 July 2012 – 3.56pm
So Peter’s back. Bring on the trumpets and play a lament to boredom because it’s being chased up the flag-pole. Bingo!
Back to business, you’ll be glad to hear that the leylandii article is right back on the front burner. It’s as refined as single malt and twice as mind-blowing. Long gestation
So, how are the courses going over at the leisure centre? It’s a funny story but, due to circumstances beyond my control and a court order, I’ve been stopped from running them. Daphne turned on me and claimed sexual harassment on the third lesson. Like she had a chance with old Peter eh? I like my women like I like my coffee. Strong. And Kenyan. Mrs. F-G is a lucky lady eh Peter?
Back soon for more pearls of genius. I may even break out the leylandii post. Brace yourself…
Christ who invited Peter back? No…… I missed that email otherwise I’d have done something… I’m not having another Irish back-lash…. Um, looks like there will be more Peter Foust-Grumpert soon… Sorry about that.
Hi-de-hi yellow coats,
Yes, it’s time to recline on the comfy chair of my knowledge. Are you sitting ‘comfortably’? Then let Peter wash all over you…
Greetings my ‘little followers!’
Yo, (I can be pretty ‘Street’ when I need to be guys)
I know you’ve all been waiting for my latest post, so Peter’s going to put you out of your misery and brighten your day.
You know who I am, but just in case you’ve been living on the moon recently, I am the soon to be knighted owner of my blog.
Why not snuggle under my comfy blanket of sultry musings and see just what Peter F-G can do for your spirit?
Who knows, you just might learn something great…. 😉
I’m Peter, an up and coming leading light in the world of web 2.0. In fact, I’ve been dubbed by my partner ‘Mr. Web 3.0’! Glorious!
Get aboard my rising star-ship of a blog and let me take you to places in your mind you never knew existed…
I’m Peter, a frustrated amateur writer who works in a related industry that sadly doesn’t feed my ego enough. So, with that in mind, I’ve decided to do what everyone does in my situation; write a blog!