Disco Pig

Hubbida hubbida, wik, wik, wikki, wha, full on BOOOOM! Ya, da pig return for moar mayhem init!

Disco pig been away on one of dem foreign exchange programmes. Big up to ma main Frenchies Monsour et Madam Porc who bin puttin’ up wiv me for six months while Disco Pig been improving meself. Da ladies love da French talk init! C’est combien mon pretty pretty? Guaranteed pullin’ powwa!

Anyway, me still bin keepin’ up with all da latest choons so here’s ma chart throw down…. Frappant Mélodie!

Peter Fry up and the Desk Clocks – I got that feeling of goat in me

PoorlyR4t – Mocha latta chatter flatter platter

Captain Spoonwright – What’s good for the moose is good for the Flanders

Hurdy-Schmurdy-Glockenspiel – The fox obviously says ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH’

The Dickinson – Tan come, Tan go

Massive Economic Landslide Panda Car Collective – You can’t crack nuts with celebrity butts

The Focaccias – Honestly Betty, I thought it was going to stain the wilton.

Blink One One Eight – Repetitive, irritating, meaningless and moustached

Tiresome – They appear not to be at home Samual

Goodwood Illness – Throwin’ up in a Yaris

The Rubbish Bodgers – A colander does not a good boat maketh…

Literal Steve – This is a song that I wrote about some emotions that I once experienced

Data Moth – Light bulb binary