Rock Stars in the morning

Number 4: Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Hey Alice, did ya sleep well champ?

Alice Cooper: Not so good Dad. Not so good…

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Is it the nightmares again son?

Alice Cooper: Yeah, the big boys were chasing me again and this time, they almost caught me.

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Aww son, I feel for you I sure do. Did you bring your bedding down with ya sport?

Alice Cooper: Yeah Dad… sorry….

Alice Cooper’s Dad: Don’t be sorry son. It’s just a phase big guy.

Bless… He was a troubled youth wasn’t he eh? More completely spurious Rock Star post-nocturnal tales soon folks!