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Oh! For the love of beards! – By Drunkle Spiderbite

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A whisker away from greatness.

Have you ever seen a man,
Look better minus beard,
A bearded man he has a plan,
A smooth-faced man be feared

Designer stubble just won’t cut,
Trimmed goatee is just fraud,
With great big beards the case is shut,
With mono-brow for awe

See that fluff upon your lip,
It could make you a martyr,
But when you shave here is a tip,
You look a deal less smarter

So leave it be whilst walking tall,
Forget about the itching,
For when the writing’s on the wall
A beard won’t stand for bitching

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