Dishco Pig……..

No sterotyping here…

Hi folksh, yesh itsh David Vienetta, top Anglo Dutch DJ and all around the place good guy. With my blonde good looksh and muschcular frame I’m a hit on the danchefloor as well and not unincluding the ladiesh in that deshcription. You bet your asses on that one. Oh yesh.

Itsh great that Discho Pig hash given me the opportunity to big up my next DJ set. Uh huh oh yeah for shure I am looking forward very much to rocking it out at the Clunge Village Hall nextsh Tuesday afternoon. Apparently I am booked in to play for the Clunge’s Women Inshitute and for that I am totally shtoked! Itsh going to be a rocking afternoon oh yeah for shure. Anywaysh, Discho Pig saysh to me, David Vienetta, you gotta give my loyal readersh a taste of your shet for the gig! You may not know but I met Discho at a Rotterdam rave way back in the late 90sshhhh. He wash just a young piglet shtarting out in the buishness, but onsh he got his trottersh on the decksh I knew he wash a natural. Oh yeah for shure.

Anyway without further adosh, here ish my shet for Clunge. Itsh gonna ba a paaaaaarrrttttaaaaayyyyyy

Drool & The Gang – Just had an injection at the dentist

Indeep – Last Night A Dj waved at my wife

Bobby Brown Stain – Can you pass me the Vosene Gladys

Luther Dandruff – Never Too Much, unless I have enough already

Rufus And Chaka Can – Ain’t nobody, just a head in a glass jar

Camel-o – Lemon curd up!

De-houseboat – Rhythm Of The Kite (it flaps around in high winds)

Black Fox – Hide On Time (I’ll close my eyes and count to ten)

Rockwell – Somebody’s Washing Me but I’m allergic to soap

 Salt-N-Vinegar – Push It (starter motor is knackered)

 Rainmack & Rainmack – Raindrops look like my tears after I stubbed my toe

 Shalacar – A Ford Cortina to remember

The Whispers – What? You’ll have to speak up love, I’m a trifle deaf

S.A.S. Band – Gonna storm the embassy

Robert Kilometres – Children (don’t know they’re born these days)