Number 4: Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper’s Dad: Hey Alice, did ya sleep well champ?
Alice Cooper: Not so good Dad. Not so good…
Alice Cooper’s Dad: Is it the nightmares again son?
Alice Cooper: Yeah, the big boys were chasing me again and this time, they almost caught me.
Alice Cooper’s Dad: Aww son, I feel for you I sure do. Did you bring your bedding down with ya sport?
Alice Cooper: Yeah Dad… sorry….
Alice Cooper’s Dad: Don’t be sorry son. It’s just a phase big guy.
Bless… He was a troubled youth wasn’t he eh? More completely spurious Rock Star post-nocturnal tales soon folks!