Rock stars in the morning…

Rock stars in the morning…

Number 288: Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

 

CARTER’S MUM: Carter! Carter love? Are you getting up today?

CARTER: Nah, not today mum!

CARTER’S MUM: Oh, haven’t you got school today love?

CARTER: No, free period!

CARTER’S MUM: Oh, I see

CARTER: Yes

CARTER’S MUM: What are you doing up there love?

CARTER: Having some sex Mum!

CARTER’S MUM: Oh…. Are you going to have some breakfast dear?

CARTER: Sorry Mum, can’t stop

CARTER’S MUM: Oh, okay then

More rock icon morning nincompoopery next time folks!

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