Restaurant de rance jambon vert

At our restaurant just off the trail at the summit of Pendle Hill, we employ only the tallest chiefs to ensure quality at altitude, not attitude. No hair guaranteed! Stool kicking included in the price.

Starters

Betty Boop in a zoot suit soup

Grindings of gas with a Volvo boot strut

A frotting of loose chippings

Main

Gnat sack goujons with a ships bilge topping

Scooter spleen splunked on a beaver farm

A flag of nappy cheese extolled in the virtues of space travel

Moist retching geese (retched at your table for freshness)

Pudding will be..

Notable by its heavy sigh.

There is a service charge which may vary depending on various variables. Check your variables before arrival.