Monkeybroth classifieds

For sale – Grand Piano

Nearly new finished in tiger-stripe vinyl. Would suit travelling salesman or similar. Children force reluctant sale. Comes with free carry handle and a singing mollusc hiding under the keys.

email for full details – hugespiders@tmail.mom

!!!!@LOOK@!!!! Rare Kenwood mixer!!!!!

One of 34,000,000 made. Has modified blades made from moon rock. Only used for grinding up spoons twice. Unique opportunity. First to see will be shy.

email shartheart@mydayz.gah for abuse.

Really long Ford Granada estate in jet black

50,000 miles only 4th and 5th gear never used. Very shiny with a huge custom flat rear load bay. Never raced or rallied! Perfect family car.

Contact willisgrahamandson@death.crem

Free to a good home

Some spaghetti that I cooked last night but did too much. Rather than waste the excess, do you want it? Can post for a small fee (mainland only please). No canvassers or resellers please.

email leftoverstonight@spinyfish.bah