Disco Pig rock at connecting four… chang! chang!

The disco pig

Connect to da piiiggg

Chang, chang, chang…badawhoop, badawhoop. Ayeiiie it me, Disco Da Friggin’ Pig back in da house to spin you some more of me bangin numbers, my little lean back bacon butties. Gloop, Gloop! What has de world famus Disco Pig been doin dis last week I hear you grunt? Well, woz no more my little mucky piglets cos I iz here to tell ya.  Pin ’em back cos here it is.

Da Disco Pig’s sista, Nightclub Pig came round ma crib last week wiv her little porkers. Dey is da bomb, but still young and finding der trotters in dis difficult world of ours ya know? Anydeways, dey got out da connect four and we had a battle in front of Cash in de Attic on da tellybox. Dem young porkers stink at connecting fours and Disco Pig beat em up bad, real bad wiv a 3-1 win in a best of five…Hah Disco Pig is da boss hog! Chill time now bloods – here is ma selection of top toons from da music scene this week, so burn up a spliff and enjoy – chang, chang!

Gullible Seagulls – Would you stop rubbing it now, Nigel!

Barry Goblin feat. MC Toolkit – Takin’ my barnacle (back to the shop)

The Biscuit Twins – Kung Fu Hymen gonna get you

Twisted Aubergines – No, it’s a not a pear, clearly

Frumpledink Hunglebert – Blackbird’s heart going to break in two

Asthmatic Maths Teachers – Squeezing the chalk

The Secret Gypsys – Can’t find my horse, perhaps it’s gone to Oxford

Amorphous Whores – Money can’t buy you gloves

The Arctic Camcorders – Weasel, weasel, weasel, stoat, stoat, stoat

The Suppository Muffins – Ding Dong Squirrel (gonna ring ya bell)

Subordinate Lemons – Mashin up and mashin down, we are mashin all around

Asbestos Mice Ft. DJ Jacket Potato –  Ships stop at the chip shop for chips, stop

The Scrotum Warriors – Went to the library and popped in to see my sister afterwards

The Cactus Moose –  Hospital beds ain’t what they used to be

George Haemorrhoid – Push it, push it real good

Compulsive Tennis Nets – Can’t get you out of my shed

 More hoof-tapping toons next week yer hear me now?

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