Monkeybroth classifieds

Goats!

Do you like goats? Would you like to buy a goat? There are people that sell them you know? But I’m not one of them.

Don’t contact ihavenogoats@gmale.wow as I don’t have any goats to sell.

Plug socket for sale – Great condition

Can power dishwasher or similar appliance. Comes with free electricity (clean 220 volt none of that dirty 110 volt smut). Can be seen working with a Glade Plug In if required. First to see may or may not buy.

Call inthedark@npower.ohm for further confusion.

Professional sighs – Boxed. Mint.

A 12 pack of perfectly preserved sighs from Gail Porter. Vintage: collected pre-alopecia and boxed in a commemorative waxed cardboard box. Perfect gift for a step daughter or distant aunt.

Get in touch on bottledemotions@porterblues.why

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