Do you like goats? Would you like to buy a goat? There are people that sell them you know? But I’m not one of them.
Don’t contact firstname.lastname@example.org as I don’t have any goats to sell.
Plug socket for sale – Great condition
Can power dishwasher or similar appliance. Comes with free electricity (clean 220 volt none of that dirty 110 volt smut). Can be seen working with a Glade Plug In if required. First to see may or may not buy.
Call email@example.com for further confusion.
Professional sighs – Boxed. Mint.
A 12 pack of perfectly preserved sighs from Gail Porter. Vintage: collected pre-alopecia and boxed in a commemorative waxed cardboard box. Perfect gift for a step daughter or distant aunt.
Get in touch on firstname.lastname@example.org