Disco Pig

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Protecting his Nan. Like a boss.

BIP, BIP, BIP, BOP, BOP, Weeeow Weeeow Weeeow Burzzzzzp. Yeah, it’s da pig, voice boxin’ like dat funny man off Police Academy. Disco Pig, he is not liking that film coz the fuzz always win init. Not cool brah…

Anywayz, I been staying at me nans, Cha-Cha Pig, lookin’ after her and keepin’ her nice. She does a royal Sunday lunch wiv all the trimmings so life is sweeeeet! She been havin’ some trouble wiv da local hoofs comin’ around her manor and tearing up her begonias. Disco Pig be all up in their face and stuff and teachin’ dem some manners. Unfortunate for Disco Pig, dey go and call up their brothers and, before I know it, da whole Aston Clinton massive be all over Disco Pig like a moth to honey!

Me? I got outta there man! Da Pig knows what good for him ya know!

Anyway, check out the total quality on dis selection of top beats! TUUUUNZ and naaaa fillaaaaa!

Disco Pig charts

The Best of the Bests – Mauve, Mauve, oh I’m so Mauve

Grimlock Ft. Spade of Bass – Get me to Winchester and the people will be freed!

Peter Gurdy and the Festival of Angles – You’re so obtuse (you probably think this song is about Bagels)

Skanky Fire Engine – Sound your siren like you want it

Overworld – Died sloppy

Café-Del-Mars-Bar – Deep fried if possible

The Other Otters Offer Better Butter – Soon see Sue’s sale shoes

The Temperate – I can see no reason why buying this record will affect you in any way

The Spokey Dokey’s – Click………click……..click…..click…click..clickclickclickclick

Frankie goes to Pinewood – Seriously, just calm down ok?

Queens of Marbella – Your villa’s on fire (Time-Sharez mix)

Messy Conquest – Dip in the crimson lake

M Cox and the Splendid Nosegays – Today has scampi written all over it

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Poetry corner

Scampi shoes – by Darren Bilgejump

beach shoes

A pair of scampi shoes sit on the beach and dream of life back in the open sea…

The man he is becomes a who,
When he wears his scampi shoe,
When time to eat he always tries,
To consume packs of Scampi Fries

Because the ladies love him too,
When he shows his scampi shoe,
Breeds jealousy in in other guys,
With scampi he barely has to try

The secret to disguise the smell,
He dabs on fragrant greasy gel,
Will he ever be the same,
The scampi shoe that is now tamed