Diiiisssscccccoooooo Piiiiiggggg – shuwumna, shuwumna, hum…

It appears Disco Pig has been away… here the man himself picks up the story…

He ain’t nickin’ no Sony X-Plods!

Aiieee – what is da matter wiv dem five-os innit? Disco Pig ain’t been able to update his loyal ungulate followers cos he has been banged up in da slammer innit. On some trumped up charge innit. Dey say, da five-os dat is, dat yours truly was out smashin’ up ‘is hood and rioting an lootin an that when da weather was blazing hotter than blazing squad’s underpants over da weekend. Dey say I knicked two car stereo and dat washing machine innit from Curry’s flecking digical. Disco Pig were nowhere near da joint! Dem stereos were all legally purchased and that for ma sistas birfday. Sheet – Disco Pig ain’t talkin to da haters man – talk to da trotter cos da snout is on holidays, camping in Cornwall or sumfink…sheet

Anydeways er is da bossin, basin toons from my time in da slammer over de summa hear me know my little piglets of passion – get your ear toobes around this stonkers…sheet

DJ Vaseline feat MC Hardofhearing – Smooth it in easy rider

The Sheds of Bromley – Why won’t Rosemary come down from the roof (it’s going to rain)

Machine Gun Noises – Ack, ack, ack, shakka, shakka, ack, ack, ack

Trail of Snacks –Frazzle, Pork Pie, Wotsit, Wotsit

The Motherflumpers – Flump You, Motherflumper

Tinchy Temper – It takes a lot to get me cross, but when I go.. goodness me!

Gastric Band ft The Hulk – That’s three ripped shirts this week, I think you’re stressed

The Muggs – Are you mugging me off in the mug shop, mug?

The Otter Knees – Ha ha you fell off your BMX ha ha

Gum Rash feat. DJ Corsodyl – Can’t eat my vegetables can I go to Bicester now?

Trip to A&E – Caught my Jacobs on a slated bench

Banglebert Stumpydick – Euro, Euro, Euro, Bang, Bang, Bang (Part II)

Lawrence and his Arabian Machine – Blowfish sweat, blowfish die

Directions to the chemist – Turn right at the roundabout, just next to Budgens

The Acid Kings – Weeee are the National Westminster Bank Piggeeeess

DJ Chicksticks – If you don’t, you’ll regret it

Moterhome – The Ace of Shovels

Fishbender and the wonky fins – Amanda, the Findus Crispy Pancakes are too hot

MC Mitchell Brother – It’s Kelloggs Fruit and Fibre every day

 Mmmm… well ,quite. More phat-tuned porcine piggery-jokery next time folks…..