It appears Disco Pig has been away… here the man himself picks up the story…
Aiieee – what is da matter wiv dem five-os innit? Disco Pig ain’t been able to update his loyal ungulate followers cos he has been banged up in da slammer innit. On some trumped up charge innit. Dey say, da five-os dat is, dat yours truly was out smashin’ up ‘is hood and rioting an lootin an that when da weather was blazing hotter than blazing squad’s underpants over da weekend. Dey say I knicked two car stereo and dat washing machine innit from Curry’s flecking digical. Disco Pig were nowhere near da joint! Dem stereos were all legally purchased and that for ma sistas birfday. Sheet – Disco Pig ain’t talkin to da haters man – talk to da trotter cos da snout is on holidays, camping in Cornwall or sumfink…sheet
Anydeways er is da bossin, basin toons from my time in da slammer over de summa hear me know my little piglets of passion – get your ear toobes around this stonkers…sheet
DJ Vaseline feat MC Hardofhearing – Smooth it in easy rider
The Sheds of Bromley – Why won’t Rosemary come down from the roof (it’s going to rain)
Machine Gun Noises – Ack, ack, ack, shakka, shakka, ack, ack, ack
Trail of Snacks –Frazzle, Pork Pie, Wotsit, Wotsit
The Motherflumpers – Flump You, Motherflumper
Tinchy Temper – It takes a lot to get me cross, but when I go.. goodness me!
Gastric Band ft The Hulk – That’s three ripped shirts this week, I think you’re stressed
The Muggs – Are you mugging me off in the mug shop, mug?
The Otter Knees – Ha ha you fell off your BMX ha ha
Gum Rash feat. DJ Corsodyl – Can’t eat my vegetables can I go to Bicester now?
Trip to A&E – Caught my Jacobs on a slated bench
Banglebert Stumpydick – Euro, Euro, Euro, Bang, Bang, Bang (Part II)
Lawrence and his Arabian Machine – Blowfish sweat, blowfish die
Directions to the chemist – Turn right at the roundabout, just next to Budgens
The Acid Kings – Weeee are the National Westminster Bank Piggeeeess
DJ Chicksticks – If you don’t, you’ll regret it
Moterhome – The Ace of Shovels
Fishbender and the wonky fins – Amanda, the Findus Crispy Pancakes are too hot
MC Mitchell Brother – It’s Kelloggs Fruit and Fibre every day
Mmmm… well ,quite. More phat-tuned porcine piggery-jokery next time folks…..