Disco Pig in sppaaaccceee – music space dat is pig fans!

The disco pig

Da piggieeeeee!

Hoot hoot your hoot, my porcine piggy pals coz I iz back-on da groove with sum more of me razzling, and ruffling ruffty tuffty toons. Aye, it me Disco Pig here to keep your farm as phat as a monkey at monsoon time innit. I az bin away for a bit ya knaw – just burning spliff and chillin wit me brevven in da sty. In fact it bin so chillin me gonna ring MTV and get meself on Cribs – natch they will be renaming it Sties in honour and respec’ to da Disco Pig innit!

Anydeways, dat is enough from me my huge porky scratchings – dis is my latest cullectishon of boss de-boss toons for ya listening pleasure. Get yer ear caverns around dis lot – solid!

Ivory Merchant – Blood is thicker than water, and so is custard

The Exhaust Pipes – Mamma’s gonna try for an injunction

DJ Fiveskin ft. Keith Harris – Asda roll back

Dinglevalve Shumperdank – Euro, Euro, Euro, bang, bang, bang

DJ MG Midget – Handbrake off! It’s Curry Night!

The Souffle Perverts – Soiled bedding is all crispy crème

The Foolish Dictionaries – Arthur’s moved to Hemel Hempstead

MC Torpid and the Slugglish Spoons – Crap ambulance don’t do bends

The Moist Kittens – Fudge, fudge, have you got a van of fudge?

Paul Handsome-Crab – Discharge and dat charge

My Bonnie – Lies over the ocean, unless he’s dead

Throbbing Gristle – Anguished ovens ain’t cooking my pork

Unwellmau5 – Lucozade has pepped me right up

Sack, Back and Quack – Do be do, do be do, be do dooo

The Spittle-heads – The boys are all in my yard, because I do make very nice milkshakes. Second to none!

The Itch Doctors – Rash on your inner thigh

More hoof-tapping toons next week yer hear me now?

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