Tabloid squirrel

Gertcha! All the latest Hollywoodland gossip from Monkey Broth’s very own peeping tom rodent, Tabloid Squirrel…gertcha!

Tabloid squirrel himself

He loves a bit of wood in the morning.

Welcome back showbiz fans and have WE got shrews for you? Yes. Yes we have!

First up, Goaty Rapidcorner has been locking horns with socialite, Elky Alces. Oh dear! Apparently they’ve been seen throwing chicken Tikka at each other at a recent garden party. I’ll BET that didn’t curry favour with the hosts!

In other exciting news, the Woodlouski brothers have announced that they are in pre-production for their latest blockbuster – The Gatetrix – Re-Logged, starring the rather stilted acting skills of Koala Leaves. We can only hope that his latest performance will be tree-mendous (that’s enough timber references thank you – Ed).

Elsewhere in the crazy world of Hollywood (last warning – Ed), YOU may HAVE heard that Robin Weevils has been axed from the remake of Dead Stoats Society due to creative differences. Robin has filed a lawsuit claiming age discrimination. An insider at Toadstone Pictures told us ‘Weevils has a problem with the white powder ya know? You can’t trust a smuck like that. He’s hitting up a kilo of self-raising every day.’

Finally, we’re happy to announce that those two love-birds, Maddy and Curtis Ringdove have hatched two new additions to their happy nest. Little Trafalgar-Square and Shop-Sign Ringdove were born on Monday TO a tired but happy Mom and POP! Mother and Chicks are doing well. Coo-chi-coo you two!

Tabloid Squirrel will sadly be back with more lumber-obsessed gossip at some point probably.

Tabloid Squirrel

The tabloid squirrel

Not secret. Tabloid.

Gertcha! All the latest Hollywoodland gossip from Monkey Broth’s very own peeping tom rodent, Tabloid Squirrel…gertcha!

Well it’s been a tough week for pip-squeak POP prima-donna Patsy Dormouse. After the scandal that was her dalliance with her burley builder, she’s been caught taking advantage of a certain swivel-headed DJ, Graham B. Owl. It GOES without saying that he’ll be having his wheels of steel spun this weekend! T-wit-t-woo’d!

Meanwhile, Tabloid Squirrel can report that THE one and only legendary boxer – Foxy Balboa – was caught training in someone else’s ring on Tuesday if you get my meaning. That’s right folks! We can almost hear the divorce papers being shuffled by his long suffering wife, Geraldene WEASEL, who is the heiress of a small fortune of hazel nuts. We think Foxy’s going to be PRETTY red-faced!

Finally this week, soap-star Franski Hedgepig can celebrate a LITTLE victory in the long running rift with Goat Stevens – the creator of Sixpence Woods – when Goat announced in an interview with Copse I Can magazine that he’d been wrong about Franski’s swimming addiction. Ahhh, let’s hope they can patch THINGS up for good!