Monkeybroth classifieds

Garden hose for sale – Genuine reason for sale

Hoza-full-brand garden hose in good condition. Has been a faithful companion but time moves on. Allergy forces sale. May part exchange for hamster or equivalent plumbing tools.

email twistedinabigknot@lawn.bees


Practical Cured Meats magazine – issues 50-96

My beloved collection (all carefully splash-covered). Includes the infamous Antony Worrall Thompson anti-chorizo rant in issue 54. Collectors item would suit cured meat enthusiast or recovering vegetarian.

contact biltongisafunnywordisntit@kleftico.not


For sale – skateboarding ants

I have been training ants to do a Wallplant for 20 years. Last week it finally happened (and they caught some ‘Japan Air’ also) so I have no more interest. Comes with a totally ‘rad’ ant farm and tiny skateboards. Everything you need to get started.

Get in touch on antscangrindtooyouknow@trucks.rad