Celebrity endoscopies with Dr Vern
Posted: 18/05/2018 Filed under: Uncategorized 2 CommentsEach week we drop into Biffordshire general to get the inside view of their Digestive Department. This week, TV star and top 200 hit singer Shane Richie hopped up to Dr Vern’s table.
“An absolute joy, nice smooth oesophagus all the way down and a wonderfully tight sphincter preventing any acid reflux issues,” Dr Vern said.
Dr Vern’s rating: A very solid 9/10 for Shane
Next week: Paul Weller
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Tickled me this did. But not with a pipe up the rear, thankfully.
– Esme Cloud
Pipe down is ALWAYS preferable to pipe up Esme x