Garden hose for sale – Genuine reason for sale
Hoza-full-brand garden hose in good condition. Has been a faithful companion but time moves on. Allergy forces sale. May part exchange for hamster or equivalent plumbing tools.
Practical Cured Meats magazine – issues 50-96
My beloved collection (all carefully splash-covered). Includes the infamous Antony Worrall Thompson anti-chorizo rant in issue 54. Collectors item would suit cured meat enthusiast or recovering vegetarian.
For sale – skateboarding ants
I have been training ants to do a Wallplant for 20 years. Last week it finally happened (and they caught some ‘Japan Air’ also) so I have no more interest. Comes with a totally ‘rad’ ant farm and tiny skateboards. Everything you need to get started.
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For sale – Grand Piano
Nearly new finished in tiger-stripe vinyl. Would suit travelling salesman or similar. Children force reluctant sale. Comes with free carry handle and a singing mollusc hiding under the keys.
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!!!!@LOOK@!!!! Rare Kenwood mixer!!!!!
One of 34,000,000 made. Has modified blades made from moon rock. Only used for grinding up spoons twice. Unique opportunity. First to see will be shy.
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Really long Ford Granada estate in jet black
50,000 miles only 4th and 5th gear never used. Very shiny with a huge custom flat rear load bay. Never raced or rallied! Perfect family car.
Free to a good home
Some spaghetti that I cooked last night but did too much. Rather than waste the excess, do you want it? Can post for a small fee (mainland only please). No canvassers or resellers please.